Horny Homo Sapiens

When was the last time you were horny? A week ago? Yesterday? Now?
I mean REALLY HORNY. The kind of horny that will make you jump off of the 42nd floor of your building because somehow, being horny gave you wings. Mother effin’ horny wings. 
More importantly, is there a line we should draw when it comes to horniness? There are several types of horny, there’s that very nonchalant/casual type of horny, say you’re in a shopping mall and you just saw a hot guy or girl and you’ll just think or say it to yourself “yeah, I’d fuck that”. Then there’s that more cranked up horny type, the one that gets you going down there. And then there’s the “need a change of underwear” type of horny. But then, ladies and gentlemen, there’s the chronic horniness that requires adult diapers and maybe a pillow.
However, none of those are the wing type of horny. This special type will get you all worked up with the IT guy that sent you an Email saying that the service will be down for the next 24 hours due to maintenance (and then to show off he actually has a degree and knows what he’s talking about he’ll use more technical terms to explain to you that some idiot brutally shoved a stack of paper into the shredder machine so now it’s all fucked up). He’ll probably have a weird nerdo name but at the very end of the Email, you’ll be thinking “this guy has to penetrate me”. And I’m not talking about the whole “spank me and call me Wendy” sort of fuck; I’m talking about the “fucking make it rain on my ass, mother eff!”. Yeah. 
The real question here is: How do you make it stop? Let’s say Mr. MIT did the rain dance. And so did the cupcake man, the elevator operator and the airplane’s Captain. I remember reading something about water, salt and herbs.
Anyway, I think it is safe to say we all learned something today.
ZaZa
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